December 2010
They need to have different lanes in the school...
thecrazyfilipino:
a lane for people who try to walk with swag
a lane for all the couples playing tonsil hockey
a lane for the people who walk 0.000005 miles an hour
a lane for the people that run like they’re in a marathon
and a lane for the people that just want to get to class
I can't figure out what she spreads more: lies or...
HOLY, WHERE CAN I BUY
edwaaaard:
leongcindyy:
Piggy bank.
1 please.
I hate it when
skiiittles:
thecrazyfilipino:
girls act like someone they’re not just to impress a guy. They’ll say they watch sports and play video games when in reality, they don’t know the difference between a touchdown and a slam dunk or the difference between a DS and a PS3. What I hate even more is how it’s completely obvious, but the guy they’re trying to impress doesn’t see that since all he sees is...
lostlittlelam:
When Taemin makes dorky expressions OnTae makes dorky expressions
The awkward moment when your friends are talking...
jchandaraa:
ifailandachieve:
Like bitch fuckin tell me!!
Maligayang Pasko!
pinoytumblr:
(via aleksxclusive)
Say "mass starvation" with a Filipino accent.
strawbeari:
cottonball:
espensor:
REBLOG IF YOU GET IT
Girl: Can I get an Apple and a Blackberry for Christmas?
Mom: RLY? OMG IS THAT ALL?!?
Girl: uhhhmm, yeah?
Mom: So I don't have to spend that much on you this year! Wow!
Girl: ??????
(Christmas Day)
Girl: OMG! WTF IS THIS??!!?
Watchticklemejes:
eeerks:
so me and my little bro stayed up to watch wall-e last night.. he talks a lot LOL
Made me smile :)
MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE! ♥♥
nomorethanahoe:
god bless everyone (:
Don't flirt w/ me, just cause your bored.
-annn:
If you like me, you like me. If you don’t, you don’t. STOP GIVING ME MIX SIGNALS.
3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me”
We only have 1 Mom. Reblog this if you...
*Kid walks into a police station, goes up to the...
Police: Can I help you?
Kid: Why are these people on the wall?
Police: We have to catch them there bad.
Kid: Why didn't you catch them when you took the picture?
That awkward moment when:
ay-drian:
You tell your friends a joke like..
And then, you laugh hysterically like..
But then your friends are all like..
So you try to play it off like..
But in the inside you just wanna like..
I fucking hate when,
stephmiranda:
The bitches in front of me are walking like fucking zombies or some shit, then the bitches in the back of me getting mad at me for walking slow. Like..
DO YOU NOT SEE THESE SLOW MOTHER FUCKERS IN FRONT OF ME? LIKE DAMN BITCH, STEP OFF.
Sensitive Guys.
tedeezy:
A girl loves a man who can be sensitive enough to understand her. BUT, a girl hates it when a man is sensitive enough to the point where-
he gets mad at every little thing.
he assumes that she’s does things with every guy she talks to.
he overreacts to little things.
he takes her too seriously when she’s making jokes on him.
he’s being more of a girl than she is & she’s the one...
